Vintage Corduroy 80085 Hat/Cap – Because Someone Had to Make It
$27.70
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$27.70
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Yes, it says 80085. Yes, you know what it means. No, we’re not sorry.
This premium corduroy hat is for everyone who peaked in middle school math class and never looked back. Flip a calculator, flip the script — and look inexplicably good doing it. Soft, structured, and guaranteed to make at least one person do a double-take before slowly cracking a smile.
Why buy this hat?
• 100% corduroy. 100% immature. 100% worth it.
• Makes a perfect gift for the friend who still finds this funny (you know who they are — it’s you)
• Proceeds go directly to supporting real humans going through a genuinely tough time — so yes, this hat is technically an act of charity
It’s silly. It’s for a good cause. And honestly? That’s the most noble a calculator joke has ever been.
Wear it proud. Wear it weird. Do some good.
It’s crafted from 100% cotton corduroy that’s soft to the touch and comfy to wear. It features an adjustable strap with a gold-colored buckle for a great fit and a visor to protect you from the sun and wind. Complete your look with this embroidered corduroy cap and rock a cool vibe all day long.
• 100% cotton corduroy
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
• Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)
Vintage Corduroy 80085 Hat/Cap – Because Someone Had to Make It
$27.70
Sale price
$27.70
Regular price
This premium corduroy hat is for everyone who peaked in middle school math class and never looked back. Flip a calculator, flip the script — and look inexplicably good doing it. Soft, structured, and guaranteed to make at least one person do a double-take before slowly cracking a smile.
Why buy this hat?
• 100% corduroy. 100% immature. 100% worth it.
• Makes a perfect gift for the friend who still finds this funny (you know who they are — it’s you)
• Proceeds go directly to supporting real humans going through a genuinely tough time — so yes, this hat is technically an act of charity
It’s silly. It’s for a good cause. And honestly? That’s the most noble a calculator joke has ever been.
Wear it proud. Wear it weird. Do some good.
It’s crafted from 100% cotton corduroy that’s soft to the touch and comfy to wear. It features an adjustable strap with a gold-colored buckle for a great fit and a visor to protect you from the sun and wind. Complete your look with this embroidered corduroy cap and rock a cool vibe all day long.
• 100% cotton corduroy
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
• Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)